[A huff of a laugh through her nose.] Two humans go into the woods and one gets badly hurt. The other one carries him to a Keeper and he says, "I think my friend is dead!"

The Keeper tells him, "All right, stay calm. First, we have to be sure he's actually dead."

The human slits the wounded man's throat with a knife, turns to the Keeper, and cries, "Now what?"